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i think there’s a chemical deficiency that leads people to need to be different, but also think that they’re right about everything and therefore, leave nothing to opinion.

Lately i just can’t breathe around anyone without offending them in some way. 

@4 months ago with 1 note

this guy added me on facebook and these were his profile pictures omG

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@4 months ago with 19270 notes

Soup: Nurse Reveals Top 5 Regrets of the Dying 

kellyoxford:

From Arise India Forum:

“For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives

People grow a lot when they are faced with…

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mothernaturenetwork: NASA reports that Callisto is the third largest satellite in the solar system and roughly the size of Mercury. Pictured here in color, NASA points out that its many markings show a turbulent history of collisions with space objects. In fact, Callisto is known to be the most heavily cratered object in our solar system.10 spectacular moons in our solar system

mothernaturenetwork:

NASA reports that Callisto is the third largest satellite in the solar system and roughly the size of Mercury. Pictured here in color, NASA points out that its many markings show a turbulent history of collisions with space objects. In fact, Callisto is known to be the most heavily cratered object in our solar system.
10 spectacular moons in our solar system

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@5 months ago with 545 notes

"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"

Woody Allen (via atomos)

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@4 months ago with 248 notes

soupsoup:

THE WHITE HOSUE

Office of the Press Secretary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

December 18, 2011

Statement by the Press Secretary on reports of the death of Kim Jong Il

We are closely monitoring reports that Kim Jong Il is dead. The President has been notified, and we are in close touch with our allies in South Korea and Japan. We remain committed to stability on the Korean peninsula, and to the freedom and security of our allies.

@5 months ago with 102 notes

There has never been anyone in my life who hasn’t betrayed me

Everyone is a dick, a bitch, a selfish fuckwad

But maybe it’s not them

Maybe it’s me.

So I’ve got a new policy for life: piss people off. It’s the complete opposite of how I used to think.

I’m done forgiving, thinking, caring, worrying

That’s what everyone else does, right? They please themselves, and disregard anyone standing in their way? Until it’s time to face the people they were destroying. Then they turn into a desperate friend begging for your forgiveness…. and then they continue with the selfish pleasure again

it turns out, the only reason they ever wanted forgiveness in the first place is because they were scared you would mess up their pleasing pleasure party

don’t be so quick to forgive. Forgiveness is valuable. It shouldn’t just be thrown around

and that, my friends, is a very scattered and unorganized rambling of thoughts. Brought to you by anger, self-pity, and an unpleasant memory

@5 months ago

"Suspicion of committing a crime should lead to your attempted prosecution. If the evidence does not support conviction, it would be against everything we believe in and fight for in America to still allow the government to imprison you at their whim. Tonight, a blow was struck to fight back against those who would take our liberty."

Sen. Rand Paul • In a statement about how he managed to kill an amendment that was likely to pass by voice vote — an amendment that would have clarified the ability for the U.S. government to hold detainees indefinitely while the War on Terror continued — by merely asking for a recorded vote on the matter. This was an awkward situation many in the Senate were trying to avoid, and as a result, the amendment lost resoundingly — with a 41-59 tally. If Paul hadn’t have spoken up, the bill would’ve received a voice vote and passed under the radar. Not bad,  Rand Paul. That’s a moment to put in the ‘ol resume. source (via • follow)

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